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10.06.2025 07:47
Minds and Behinds
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
What are the withdrawal symptoms of Klonopin 1mg?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Loons and Moons
Why do good-looking men date homely women?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Who writes and reads novels nowadays?
They put up a sign reading
Then came..
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
share office space ...
Everyone loved it.
No go.
What happened to The Simpsons deleted onscreen footage?
No way
Unacceptable again!
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good.
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So they tried
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Hysterias & Posteriors
Freaks and Cheeks
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So, the docs changed it to read
Analysis & Anal Cysts
What's the hardest part about marriage that no one ever talks about?
Just Forget it!
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No, not a chance
Why did my ex replace me so fast?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Next, they tried...
Thumbs down again.
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